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EXCLUSIVE: In 2020 forum, James Talarico compared brisket to "cassette tapes," saying its appeal was "not gonna last."

EXCLUSIVE: In 2020 forum, James Talarico compared brisket to "cassette tapes," saying its appeal was "not gonna last."

In a 2020 Zoom forum with top-flight international food bloggers, Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico spoke of “dismantling” Texas barbecue, grouping it with White supremacy and climate change. In the same forum, Talarico compared Texas' world-famous brisket to “cassette tapes,” saying its appeal was "not

Texas Senate hopeful James Talarico once claimed “God is a furry” during 2023 sermon

Texas Senate hopeful James Talarico once claimed “God is a furry” during 2023 sermon

Texas Senate candidate Democrat James Talarico once claimed that “God is a furry, complete with a fake, turquoise blue tail and cat-like ears” during a 2023 sermon delivered at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church in Austin. Talarico, a member of the Texas House of Representatives, is also a Presbyterian

Fido-No!: Abdul El-Sayed caught begging ASPCA to bury candidate survey after he botches answer to question on favorite type of dog

Fido-No!: Abdul El-Sayed caught begging ASPCA to bury candidate survey after he botches answer to question on favorite type of dog

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was busted begging top animal charity the ASPCA to “bury” his candidate survey after it emerged he botched his answer to a question about what type of dog was his favorite. El-Sayed, formerly the Wayne County, Michigan director of the Department of

Taco Bell CEO breathes huge sigh of relief as FDA only just begins cyclosporiasis inspection of Taylor Farms

Taco Bell CEO breathes huge sigh of relief as FDA only just begins cyclosporiasis inspection of Taylor Farms

Taco Bell CEO Sean Tresvant breathed a sigh of relief this morning after learning the FDA had only just begun its inspection of Taylor Farms facilities following a major outbreak of cyclosporiasis that has been blamed on the company. Crimson Comedy Club received multiple anonymous tips from administrative and support

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg calls for Chuck Grassley FBI criminal probe after second Grassley electrical appliance turns up dead

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg calls for Chuck Grassley FBI criminal probe after second Grassley electrical appliance turns up dead

Veteran Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) may have elicited mass sympathy when he announced over the weekend that his beloved vacuum cleaner, Beth, had finally given up the ghost. But after reports emerged online Sunday night that the remains of a burnt-out toaster were found in a junkyard

MoveOn.org partners with top Etsy seller 'Crafting Cyndee' to gift every NIAID scientist a new Fauci-themed 'lock and key' secret diary

MoveOn.org partners with top Etsy seller 'Crafting Cyndee' to gift every NIAID scientist a new Fauci-themed 'lock and key' secret diary

In the wake of revelations by Senator Rand Paul that Dr Anthony Fauci kept a secret diary detailing discoveries made during the COVID-19 pandemic that allegedly conflicted with his public statements, top progressive non-profit MoveOn.org has announced a partnership with top Etsy seller “Crafting Cyndee” to gift

Michigan Senate candidate El-Sayed offers surprise explanation for alleged anti-Semitism in new interview

Michigan Senate candidate El-Sayed offers surprise explanation for alleged anti-Semitism in new interview

With just hours until Michigan’s polls close in the 2026 Democratic Senate primary, left-wing candidate Abu El-Sayed offered the Crimson Comedy Club a surprise explanation for alleged anti-Semitic comments. El-Sayed, an epidemiologist by trade, said that the entire narrative about him hating Jews was down