Bob Kraft Cancels Ed Sheeran Concert After Realizing It Would Feature Ed Sheeran
Kraft said to be worried about association with musician whose music just plain sucks.
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Talarico announced as celebrity judge on Season 19 of RuPaul's Drag Race
Talarico said to be an expert in spotting drag queen "fierceness."
Marco Rubio opts out of Trumpalooza in Dallas, cites need to wash hair for 48 hours straight
Secretary of State Marco Rubio is opting out of attending the Trumpalooza midterm convention in Dallas today and tomorrow, telling Crimson Comedy Club in an exclusive statement that he really needs to devote the full 48 hours to washing his hair.
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EXCLUSIVE: In 2020 forum, James Talarico compared brisket to "cassette tapes," saying its appeal was "not gonna last."
In a 2020 Zoom forum with top-flight international food bloggers, Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico spoke of “dismantling” Texas barbecue, grouping it with White supremacy and climate change.
In the same forum, Talarico compared Texas' world-famous brisket to “cassette tapes,” saying its appeal was "not
Texas Senate hopeful James Talarico once claimed “God is a furry” during 2023 sermon
Texas Senate candidate Democrat James Talarico once claimed that “God is a furry, complete with a fake, turquoise blue tail and cat-like ears” during a 2023 sermon delivered at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church in Austin.
Talarico, a member of the Texas House of Representatives, is also a Presbyterian
Fido-No!: Abdul El-Sayed caught begging ASPCA to bury candidate survey after he botches answer to question on favorite type of dog
Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was busted begging top animal charity the ASPCA to “bury” his candidate survey after it emerged he botched his answer to a question about what type of dog was his favorite.
El-Sayed, formerly the Wayne County, Michigan director of the Department of
Taco Bell CEO breathes huge sigh of relief as FDA only just begins cyclosporiasis inspection of Taylor Farms
Taco Bell CEO Sean Tresvant breathed a sigh of relief this morning after learning the FDA had only just begun its inspection of Taylor Farms facilities following a major outbreak of cyclosporiasis that has been blamed on the company.
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